Pearls Before Swine

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cvxn: hydeordie: John Torreano Glass Gem Installation...
Dec 2nd
“America’s like a brand, and we used to be the Louis Vuitton...”
— Kanye West, dropping timeless,...
Dec 1st
“I’m not going to apologize; I also like DJ Skribble, so deal...”
— Stephen King on Girl Talk. ...
Dec 1st
(via littlemiss)
Dec 1st
“We must be willing to get rid of the life we have planned,...”
— Joseph Campbell (via align)...
Dec 1st
“Without alternative females, the thrift store economy would...”
— Hipster Runoff (via...
Dec 1st
borednyc: urbanredneck: lickystickypicky: lawful: ...
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
unicornology: scout: rainn wilson and selma blair - baby it’s cold outside it’s so...
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
theengineer: branduponthebrain: thedailywhat: Your Morning LOL: The Simpsons take on Apple. ...
Dec 1st
Listen Listen
Adeste Fidele
Dec 1st
Dear Rainbow, Thanks for following me home today. It made...
Dec 1st
kari-shma: (via: vi.sualize.us)
Dec 1st
cvxn: ...
Dec 1st
inothernews: “I’m trying not to take your yawning...
Dec 1st
My new favorite facebook group.  Roll Tide!
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
The final minutes of the Iron bowl with Rammer Jammer and Saban Interview.
Dec 1st
puppyelect: thedailywhat: Cover art for this week’s New...
Nov 30th
Warch Watch
Anderson Cooper vs Phelps
Nov 30th
Home Sweet Home!
Nov 30th
“She is the kind of girl who bakes really good muffins, you...”
— Denis Leary on Renee...
Nov 29th
cvxn: applearts: Interior design room Nerd pie!
Nov 29th
“I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her...”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via...
Nov 29th

I'm ready for Bama to give Auburn Hell!

It’s Iron Bowl weekend. I can’t contain myself!!!!!!
Nov 29th
kari-shma: notthatkindagay: blogut:(via livesophia)
Nov 28th
icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: nevver: Don’t Forget
Nov 28th
(via kari-shma)
Nov 28th
sexartandpolitics: somethingchanged:apsies:...
Nov 28th
notthatkindagay: (via chickensdontclap)
Nov 27th
unicornology: scout: (via jotterbook)
Nov 27th
I wonder what they are were watching.
Nov 26th

Whoa, was that you singing in the shower...

(via yourdailyaffirmation)
Nov 26th
notthatkindagay: dazzlingdelta: edatrix: awww…puppy food...
Nov 26th
MTV To Host Inaugural Ball In Washington For...
Nov 26th
chvnx: stalk: (via attackattack)
Nov 26th
peterwknox: gschueler: The Obamafy Photo Booth plugin...
Nov 25th
singlescoop: chicklit: lickystickypicky: Combining two...
Nov 25th
notthatkindagay: onemoretimewithfeeling: (via jessicap) ...
Nov 25th
notthatkindagay: esandberg: mariadiaz: Friend Request...
Nov 24th
Perez: Spencer & Heidi Got Married!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 24th
notthatkindagay: yellowhat: psychoviolinist: ...
Nov 24th
notthatkindagay: lhh: Click to find out where I got it...
Nov 24th
cajunboy: (posted with tweetshots.com)
Nov 23rd
Warch Watch
Nov 23rd
szymon: twister bookcase
Nov 23rd
“When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get one, but...”
— Leo Burnett (via...
Nov 23rd
thedailywhat: Warner Bros Variety ad, asking the Academy...
Nov 23rd

Dear Albert Einstein,

unicornology: buyhercandy: davidryanadams: Albert, Dude, you were totally right. Ha. They...
Nov 23rd
“Once kids are already in the cruel grips of adolescence,...”
— MSN Review (via...
Nov 23rd
singlescoop: bohemea: Bill Cosby and I respectfully...
Nov 22nd
(via thedailywhat)
Nov 22nd
cvxn: mabelmoments: emizok: nerumae: kml: iheartit:...
Nov 22nd
antikris: vanne:amandoline:bekindrewind: love.
Nov 22nd
sexartandpolitics: tylercoates: cvxn: (via...
Nov 22nd
Warch Watch
cajunboy: This is so sick and subversive, I don’t even know where to begin. (via alexblagg &...
Nov 21st
Teen Kills Self on Justin.tv
Nov 21st
gregbrown: claudia: danhacker: ‘The Curious Case of...
Nov 21st
notthatkindagay: (via wetpets)
Nov 21st
I didn’t see this movie. The poster is interesting.
Nov 21st
unicornology: (via jessperation)
Nov 21st
unicornology: biccchi: a tray of penguins via BeeLing’s...
Nov 21st
bonerparty: So what? You can’t have a man crush on Don...
Nov 20th
Kanye seeking to intern for a fashion house.
Nov 20th
girlwearsmascara: lovepuppy:mdfsmash:meetmyflaws:incurable:h...
Nov 20th
borednyc: bitchville: pwnator: lickystickypicky: ...
Nov 20th
Warch Watch
notthatkindagay: muppetpants: juryduty: No matter what you think of religion, you have to admit,...
Nov 20th
hunsonisgroovy: (via graphiceverywhere)
Nov 20th
“It’s the awkwardness of posing and feeling like I was in,...”
— Marc Jacobs (via unicornology)
Nov 20th
Warch Watch
stopwhispering: soupsoup: thesnackologist: Best of Kelly. I want to strangle her. I love you,...
Nov 20th
Warch Watch
stopwhispering: A highlights reel of Jade Cole, from cycle 6 (5?) of ANTM. Honestly, no one will...
Nov 20th
“Couldn’t you all have downgraded to first class or...”
— Rep. Gary Ackerman, to the...
Nov 20th
cvxn: tesslynch:bebelestrange:allcreatures:jaie: White...
Nov 19th
cvxn: (via mabelmoments) O HAI! JUST GETTING READY TO EAT...
Nov 19th
AP: Stevens loses Alaska Senate race
Nov 19th
notthatkindagay: noahkai: (via potterspoet) “srsly. i...
Nov 19th
“Yes, and I gather from your comments there are a couple of...”
— Julia Sugarbaker. Always...
Nov 19th
“I have a reaction to [Facebook] as a consumer advocate and...”
— Procter & Gamble’s GM for...
Nov 19th
Listen Listen
antikris: frangry: Eddie Money Take Me Home Tonight (via drned)
Nov 18th
gregbrown: (via commacommachameleon, pica,...
Nov 18th
“They call me ‘Quiet Girl’ but I’m a riot.”
— The Ting Tings - Not My Name...
Nov 18th
thedailywhat: Brand new still from the Spike Jonze-helmed...
Nov 18th
singlescoop: (via thresca)
Nov 18th
nickmcglynn: kjohnson:bohemea: Dance Biscuits!
Nov 18th
“Christina Hendricks as Joan on “Mad Men” (left) could...”
— Is Joan on ‘Mad Men’ too plump...
Nov 18th
Steven Spielberg + Diablo Cody = The United...
Nov 18th
thedailywhat: Steve Sack.
Nov 18th
cvxn: tanya77:spytap: (Sorry, photo credit is...
Nov 17th
Listen Listen
dsquared92: iammattjordan: Salt N Pepa - Push It Ahhhhhhh-sssssssssss-pushittttt. GET UP ON...
Nov 17th
WSJ: Holy shit, Mark Cuban charged with...
Nov 17th
“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make...”
—  Marilyn Monroe (via Jennifer)...
Nov 17th
puppyelect: Pedigree reaches out to the Obama family. ...
Nov 17th
There's Rumors On Teh Internets: The Roots...
Nov 17th
dsquared92: chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy: ...
Nov 16th
Warch Watch
yvynyl: via favorite I can’t believe Girl Talk is a PC. 
Nov 16th
Listen Listen
Elevators by  Outkast Just because. 
Nov 16th

15 reasons Mr. Rogers was best neighbor...

leilacohan: Are you ready for your heart to be seriously warmed? alanajoy: 1. Even Koko the...
Nov 16th
Outkast To Deliver Two Solo Albums And...
Nov 16th
Warch Watch
I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile.
Nov 16th
hunsonisgroovy: Tag
Nov 16th
eileenclare: i can has pwom date? « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny...
Nov 16th

10 Ways to Avoid Hipster Baby Names

24freedinners: applewagon: daryn: 10 Ways to Avoid Hipster Baby Names DON’T NAME YOUR BABY...
Nov 16th
(via lesbenjamin)
Nov 16th
theipodguru: inothernews: I guess you put the books...
Nov 16th
puppyelect: Submitted by: Ryan
Nov 15th
ciao-bella: ohserena: (via meltinyourmouth) Awww!
Nov 15th
singlescoop: suicideblonde: I love both Beckys equally. ...
Nov 15th
thedailywhat: Cat defies nature by befriending a parrot. ...
Nov 15th
Warch Watch
Bama don’t ever scare me like this again. 
Nov 15th
Warch Watch
Happy Gameday! 
Nov 15th
notthatkindagay: photoholic: Through the eyes of a puppy...
Nov 15th
“Like I’ve always said: Heidi’s hair and makeup people are...”
— Spencer Pratt, weighing in on...
Nov 15th
cvxn: theoriginaljoefisher: Block party, January 20th.
Nov 15th
singlescoop: veganista: spitintheocean:unicornology:...
Nov 14th
singlescoop: unicornology: (via youarebonbon) CAKESPY,...
Nov 14th
“I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t...”
— Dorothy Parker (via...
Nov 14th
“Writing is a form of therapy. Sometimes I wonder how all...”
— Graham Greene (via...
Nov 14th

The Girl's Guide to Holiday Romance

awkwardcity: frangry: 1. Avoid any man who uses emoticons. He is not straight. 2. Avoid men...
Nov 14th
“Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.”
— Bill Gates (via simko) (via...
Nov 14th
GRE in one hour.  EEEK! 
Nov 13th
hunsonisgroovy: Cupcakeosaur
Nov 13th
A third of high school graduates, along with...
Nov 13th
“Write or Die is a web application that encourages writing by...”
— Consequences: Gentle Mode:...
Nov 13th
Comedy Central: Bill O'Reilly to Address The...
Nov 13th
thedailywhat: Someone in New York is handing out a fake...
Nov 12th
girlwearsmascara: thresca:present: Wouldn’t life be lovely...
Nov 12th
Say hello to Gmail voice and video chat
Nov 11th
“We have two criteria that have to be reconciled. One is that...”
— Bill Kristol, G.O.P. Dog Days?...
Nov 11th

293. Don't shout out requests at rock...

(via rulesformyunbornson)
Nov 11th
nickmcglynn: spintree:suitep: I love the body english in...
Nov 10th
notthatkindagay: omnialx: O hai! I haz taked a...
Nov 10th
Alabama fan murders two LSU fans after...
Nov 10th
“In Hebrew, Rahm (רעם) means “thunder” and Barack (ברק) means...”
— Barack means Lightning, Rahm...
Nov 10th
“But this is a man who took on the Chicago political machine,...”
— Squashed: Obama will cut you....
Nov 9th
Don’t screw up Bama! Please not today.
Nov 8th
(via thedailywhat)
Nov 8th
bonerparty: and i guess at the end of the day, all we’re...
Nov 8th
hipsterrunoff: I have memeOverload, yall.
Nov 8th
“Shelter dogs are mutts like me”
— Barack Obama in his first...
Nov 7th
imkevin: nickmcglynn: 3G Tethering Coming to iPhone! ...
Nov 7th
antikris: This would be perfect for my hungover days on...
Nov 7th
thedailywhat: Of course! It all makes sense now! (via.)
Nov 6th
peterwknox: alla1:soupsoup:suicideblonde:(via Pradagirl) ...
Nov 6th
cvxn: superamit: junesix: Check out the Flickr set to...
Nov 6th
szymon: Play With Your Food broccoli poodle from Saxton...
Nov 6th
cvxn: theoriginaljoefisher: I’m in ur picture… …stealin’...
Nov 5th
Puppy Cam
Nov 5th
Warch Watch
borednyc: erinshannon: jackieheartsb: sarapark: Barack and Michelle Obama doing a little happy...
Nov 5th
Newsweek: A lot of random stories from the...
Nov 5th
borednyc: peterwknox: kaiticalamity:spectra:(via...
Nov 5th
Listen Listen
britticisms: whatcriscilikes and skeetonmischa: “Champion” by Kanye West Here’s to you, Mr....
Nov 5th
borednyc: angie608: I really want to just take screen...
Nov 5th
Warch Watch
thedailywhat: Barack Obama’s acceptance speech. Never forget where you were. (via.)
Nov 5th
thedailywhat: Tom Toles.
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
“Sasha and Malia, I love you both so much, and you have...”
— Barack Obama, in his...
Nov 5th
“We will get there. I promise you. We as a people will get...”
— President-Elect Barack Obama...
Nov 5th
thedailywhat: (via.)
Nov 5th
“Let every child and every citizen and every new immigrant...”
— Thomas Friedman ...
Nov 5th
(via thedailywhat)
Nov 5th
Has never seen so  Jeezy quoted so much on Facebook! 
Nov 5th

It's so sad that Obama's Grandmother...

(via hunsonisgroovy)
Nov 5th
mathewparkin: carolineanne: obama08: Huffington Post -...
Nov 5th
nickmcglynn: ...
Nov 5th
jgh: onefootinthegrave: nickmcglynn: ...
Nov 5th
obama08: Is Obama President yet?
Nov 5th
nickmcglynn: daffodilsandkittens:saramcpherson: (via...
Nov 5th
thedailywhat: Ohio called for Obama. 20 EVs. As Ohio...
Nov 5th
thedailywhat: Pennsylvania called for Obama. 21 EVs. ...
Nov 5th
hunsonisgroovy: breefield: Pfffft, haha Bahahahaha
Nov 4th
147xxxx: okay, last election related post - I promise! (via...
Nov 4th
I Didn't Vote for Obama Today
Nov 4th

BREAKING NEWS: Polling Lines Slow To...

frangry: (via michaelorell)
Nov 4th
obama08: via obamaporn: Thanks, Chris!
Nov 4th
147xxxx: mylifeinacube: See ya at the polls. VOTE FIRST...
Nov 4th
“The journey ends but voting with my daughters, that was a...”
— Barack Obama, speaking to...
Nov 4th
singlescoop: suckafuck: kanamit:nevver: Art is...
Nov 4th
lostinspacetimewhatever: buyhercandy: claudia: ...
Nov 4th
thedailywhat: The first black president voting for the...
Nov 4th

Going to Vote!

On my way to vote. I’m so siked!  
Nov 4th
thedailywhat: Get out there and FUCKING VOTE! (Poll...
Nov 4th
Obama's Grandmother Dies
Nov 3rd
peterwknox: robot-heart:rach: Let’s do this.
Nov 3rd
Prince Caspian for Gap.  
Nov 3rd
Warch Watch
gregbrown: While everyone’s oogling the McCain appearances on last night’s SNL, the real treat was...
Nov 2nd
singlescoop: thresca: (via justlia: run comrade)
Nov 2nd
Thanks Texas Tech!  Bama #1.  Roll Tide!!!!
Nov 2nd
Warch Watch
Times are getting bad.
Nov 2nd
“[Obama’s] got a good chance ‘cause he’s Kenyan. And you...”
— Chris Rock, at an Obama rally...
Nov 2nd
newresolution: Admit it. Sometimes, life is lacking...
Nov 2nd
nickmcglynn: yum9me: Auto spell check
Nov 1st
Warch Watch
thedailywhat: Hamster on a piano. Eating popcorn. That is all. (via.)
Nov 1st